What happened?

Tell us about the episode. We work the money out from your answers — there is no figure to type in.

What did they have?

Ice cream Slushie Popsicle Iced soda Smoothie Cold plunge

How cold was it?

Straight from the freezer Iced Fridge-cold Cool

A band, not a reading — nobody owns a thermometer for this.

How much of it?

A few sips Small Regular A lot

How fast?

Slowly About normal All at once

How bad was it?

0 is barely noticed, 10 is the worst ever.

Where did it hurt?

Forehead Temple Back of the head All over

How long did it last?

Under 30 seconds Half a minute to two Two to ten minutes Longer than ten

What did it feel like?

Stabbing Pulling Dull and pressing

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