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Parfait plan, $247.75 a year · $150.00 an episode, $0.00 deductible.

Brain Freeze INSURANCE CO Parfait Plan Subscriber Name MEMBER, AGE 18 Identification Number BF-100031 Annual Premium $247.75 Coverage PeriodACTIVE 2026-06-09 TO 2027-06-04 Scoop Amount Coverage $150.00 AN EPISODE, $0.00 DEDUCTIBLE Covered Within ANYWHERE SERVING THE COLD STUFF GemDB Your Code is the Schema. The Database That Humans and Agents Love to Change Fictional. This is not real insurance.

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