Brain Freeze ID card

Covered for every brain freeze

Parfait plan, $215.46 a year · $150.00 an episode, $0.00 deductible.

Brain Freeze INSURANCE CO Parfait Plan Subscriber Name MEMBER, AGE 15 Identification Number BF-100000 Annual Premium $215.46 Coverage PeriodACTIVE 2026-05-30 TO 2027-05-25 Scoop Amount Coverage $150.00 AN EPISODE, $0.00 DEDUCTIBLE Covered Within ANYWHERE SERVING THE COLD STUFF GemDB Your Code is the Schema. The Database That Humans and Agents Love to Change Fictional. This is not real insurance.
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